I have seen some great letters to the Stuff we collect so I thought I could do the same 
Dear Stuff,
As much as I think I like having you around… It’s time that you leave my house. I understand that we go way back, but I don't think I can live my life happy with you every where I look.
I have kept you for so long now that I have forgotten how and when we met. If I am honest you never once really make me happy, smarter or even sexy! If anything I spent more time trying to keep you pretty and wondering what the heck to do with you.
It’s time for you to go and find a new home. You need to find some one who opens a door and smiles not shudders with annoyance that your still here. Don’t worry you won’t go to the tip, I will make sure that you are recycled so you can find that some one special.
I am looking forward to my life free , with a new beginning and so much less stress. Enjoy your new life somewhere else and I promise I won’t replace you.
Yours Truly,
May.